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{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?","punchline":"He just took it in stride","id":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?","punchline":"The stock market.","id":106}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}