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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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Club Deportivo Elemental Academia de Fútbol Alcobendas-Gandarío is a football club based in San Sebastián de los Reyes in the autonomous Community of Madrid. Founded in 2001, it plays in the Primera de Aficionados – Group 2. Its stadium is Polideportivo Dehesa Vieja with a capacity of 1,000 seats.
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ivan Okhlobystin","displaytitle":"Ivan Okhlobystin","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q140738","titles":{"canonical":"Ivan_Okhlobystin","normalized":"Ivan Okhlobystin","display":"Ivan Okhlobystin"},"pageid":31157469,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Ivan_Okhlobystin_16.jpg/330px-Ivan_Okhlobystin_16.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Ivan_Okhlobystin_16.jpg","width":2019,"height":3029},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279022909","tid":"619d3370-fa2b-11ef-9178-bf752d184606","timestamp":"2025-03-06T01:36:10Z","description":"Russian actor and writer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Okhlobystin","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Okhlobystin?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Okhlobystin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ivan_Okhlobystin"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Okhlobystin","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ivan_Okhlobystin","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Okhlobystin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ivan_Okhlobystin"}},"extract":"Ivan Ivanovich Okhlobystin is a Russian actor, director, screenwriter, and former Orthodox priest. He was defrocked by the Russian Orthodox Church and barred from performing priestly rites because of the roles he played in movies deemed \"unworthy of the priestly dignity\". He is the creative director of the company Baon.","extract_html":"
Ivan Ivanovich Okhlobystin is a Russian actor, director, screenwriter, and former Orthodox priest. He was defrocked by the Russian Orthodox Church and barred from performing priestly rites because of the roles he played in movies deemed \"unworthy of the priestly dignity\". He is the creative director of the company Baon.
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