{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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