{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}