Clifford Rankin \"Pat\" Crawford, nicknamed \"Captain Pat\", was an American Major League Baseball player. A second baseman, he was part of the 1934 St. Louis Cardinals World Series team.
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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